Baby Giles
Henry (he'll have to earn Hank)
Welcome to the world young fella. It's not going to be a piece of cake, but you have the support of very loving parents. In spite of the pain you've caused your mother already {(8 hours of pushing) OH MY GOD!!!!}, they've set up a nice place for you to live. They have every gadget know to babykind, and 3 or 4 of some.
However, there are only 2 of these so be gentle.
Amanda is just wiped
A very proud auntie.
I bet this is a lot like being a grand parent.
Home, but can't take the pressure of company
He's nearly as big as Momma
So, I guess you're all wondering why I called you here. It's about the food, it sucks, quite literally, and another thing I've had enough of that condescending baby talk, can't you see I'm a big boy now, big chair and all. And another thing, I've got a surprise right here in my pocket, well.... my pants to be exact.
My mommy's the best!
Come just a little closer and I'll rip your nose off.
Poppa's only got the fake ones.
When I get big enough I'm agunna take you out back and teach y'all not to make me look stupid.
